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Space Elf

"Here's your grandfather on your mother's side. He also was a first astronaut!
Even as elf, he had haircut and wore dwarven armor to become one.
He was way ahead of time, even though it might seems normal these days.
Unfortunately, he was a first person to be infected by space cold.
When he heard that, he ran in despair to the pub and died from slipping.
It was a big loss for everyone. He was a good man."

"And you dropped his photo. You know, mom's coming soon."